Memorial Day, sitting outside with a good book and a cold drink under a sunny sky, I received a somewhat snarky text from my sister. "In your blog, could u explain why a gate is not ready when u land? And why does it take so long to open the door? Lovingly, your sis." Now I agree, she doesn't sound very "loving" at this moment. And that's my point. Flying can send even the most rational, calm and seasoned traveler (said sister) into a tailspin. (She later shares lurid details of a horrendous travel day complete with cancellations, mechanical delays and hordes of holiday travelers, leading to her less than charming text.)
Sometimes we say people check their common sense with their luggage, but we can't really say that anymore because hardly any one checks their bags nowadays. (But, that's another story for another day.) I once spilled tomato juice on a priest who was reading his bible. My first thought, after "****" (under my breath) was "Thank heavens (!) I spilled on a priest, and not the crazy lady in 4C with her white linen dress and holier than thou attitude." Wrong. The priest, with a big glob of tomato juice on his shoulder, looked up at me and as I was apologizing, getting towels, talking about using club soda to get the stain out, and said nothing. This, of course, made me talk more. I heard myself say "Thank heavens (!) you're wearing black. This should wash out easily. Where are you headed today?" Still nothing. His neighbor finally looked up at me, and with a wink, said, "Young lady, I'll have a Sprite. Because if you spill it on me, it won't stain, right?" And with that, the priest let out a noise, kind of a combination of a snarl and a hiss, and looked back down at his bible.
So, the answers to your questions, sis? I'll get back to you on that. It's a holiday, and I'm NOT at work. And, there's a reason for that.
And one more thing: Buh Bye, now.
